Poetry in process: Artifacts with Attitude

Poems by, for and of our times

Joan Greenbaum

(in process)

Artifacts with attitude and us

 [1]

Ode to the Selfie

(written for the older crowd; go tell them a story)

Listen, this is not so easy,

it takes some skill

and stead-fasted-ness

an ironic sense of humor

and a long arm;

Yes its best done by the young

with their shifting shapes

of face, body

and personality

as well as their wicked sense

of playfulness.

But you too; the grey, the pot-bellied,

the shifting shape of age,

you too, can get the knack

as you possess a stubborn sense of humor

and a sixteen year old

scratching to get out.

And here is the trick,

the beauty of it all;

you can frame your own life,

not the full-on, stand and smile shot

where your oddly chosen orange

sweater and protruding belly

steal the scene.

You alone can hide that double chin,

those sagging eyelids, deepening wrinkles

and that body bulge

heading south.

Listen it’s not easy,

it takes some skill, but you

can accentuate your surroundings,

placing yourself in the frame, like

an old Dutch painting,

highlighting your home, your coffee cup

the tschotkas in the bookcase, or

that wine bottle in your hand,

almost empty.

Ask your grandchildren to send you selfies

ask your friends to take a shot

of their favorite place with a slice of themselves

in the corner,

Ah, but I hear you thinking,

its selfish; those selfies

embody a culture growing inward,

like an infected toe nail.

A civilization swiveled on its axis

as the iphone becomes our self pointing

compass.

Ok, believe what you want

from your end of the lens

of history.

But, look,

look up at Instagram

and down at the filters on your ipad

see the ways that you,

and your selfie,

merge into a larger mosaic

the still life our times.

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 [2]

In order to serve you better

(best read aloud with others)

In order to serve you better

this call is being recorded,

as you wait on hold

in hell.

In order to serve you better

this menu has changed

to befuddle and indeed

confound you.

In order to better serve you

please press

1 for English (why not)

2 for billing (we want your money)

3 for tech support (we will tell you to go online)

4 for a message from our CEO (the voice of god)

5 for a recording of hare Krishna (hare, hare)

6 for geese a laying (or go back for the false golden rings)

7 for random numbers from our CFO (reading from his spreadsheet)

8 if you dare, and

9 if, for some reason you are still hanging on

But, listen

in order to serve you better

do Not press that zero

not once, and

we know, you know, that trick

don’t even think of it

do NOT press it twice;

As, in order to serve you better

we are now directly connected with the NSA

and they have a drone

waiting for your

location.

 

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[3]

The Apps of Time

Some say the world appears through Facebook,

Endless life. Nothing deleted.

Young and old live on,

Barnacles and all. Forever.

Like it.

Others, of course, lean in, to Instagram.

Splashing visual snapshots of life.

Selfies and food collapsed,

Into moments. Blog-like.

Moments.

Twitter, on the other hand, blasts

The short beats of time.

Gone. Or surprisingly viral.

Two minutes of fame.

A flash.

Perhaps we live in

the in-betweeness of our daily rituals;

stuttering time-slots through

our fingertips.

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[4]

Life is a tweet

The creamy lemon moon

the soft gentle breeze

the sweet-scented air

the glistening dew

on the wilting rose.

 

Going forward

time heals

dream job

think outside the box

and be strong.

 

Who makes this crap up?

Who opens the brainpan

and pours it into

young children and

young wannabe professionals?

 

Poetry of our time is made up

Not of platitudes poured from the old

But the short staccato beat

Of 140 characters.

 

Food, place, self, sports

Police, train wrecks, political moments

Celebrity sightings, missed connections

And lost loves

 

The mimes of daily life

Comforting, familiar, steady

Beat to the rhythm of current time.

 

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[5]

Ode to Foxy/CNN

I think that they shut the window

of history. With a thud.

Slammed it into the oblivion of

24 hour news cycles, electronic bits,

too thin on-camera ‘personalities’

and the silent majority of audiences.

Silent in their barca-loungers

immobile in their plush sofas

popping pop corn to the beat of scores

of deaths, of riots, of fires, crashes,

ballgames, hurricanes, and of

governments gone to seed.

Marx said that history repeats itself,

first as tragedy, second as farce,

But with the window thumped shut

what can we hear? See?

No farce. No lessons. No irony. No thinking.

Each news cycle born brand new

Refreshed only by electronic flashes on

the teleprompters of Now.